Also, in response to the latest frivolous myspace lawsuit that's been generating media attention, maybe I should sue Murdoch?

I want financial retribution for the minutes/hours of my precious life I've lost to time wasting bulletins and event notices that my so-called "friends" post with complete and non-stop abandon.

I'm considering creating a myspacepolice.com domain and setting up templates for various myspace "tickets." It's time to take some action against MySpace spamatics.

Hey Murdoch, on second thought, forget the lawsuit. Make me an offer for MySpacepolice.com. I'll sell it to you for a bargain price of $5MM;)